June 2012
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I OFFICALLY!
Have a house to stay at, at Plan-It-X fest! Woop! I’m so excited. And apparently a friend from NYC, Mr. David Corso is possibly gonna be in my car down there! And there’s also two friends from my home town driving down, so we might follow them! Maybe I’ll get a bike rack for both of my bikes, so we can bike to and from the show.
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It's 3am...
And I’m watching the Vegan Episodes of Cupcake Wars… GIVE ME CUPCAKES@!O#()!@(RU!#)(Ru@30 Also someone just said “We are cupcake warriors and we are ready to battle.” WHERE IS MY PARTNER???? HE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS WITH ME
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May 2012
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I'm currently eating
A dumpster bagel with veganese and fried smart dogs Healthy Eating!
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My Dad's Friend Stopped by the Gas Station
I knew his kids, they were always pretty out of control Well, apparently now one of them is in prison and the other one is on his way, and addicted to heroine. Fuck. It makes you thankful for what you have.
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No Clean Underwear...
So don’t wear any. It’s FREAKING SUMMER!
WITH A GOOD CRIMINAL HEART: oh man this 'riot... →
queerslut:
where that cis girl was like ‘I dont like being called cis! wahhh!’ is like one big white cis feminist party it’s basically turned into a bunch of them whining about how they don’t like the label ‘cisgender’ and how uncomfortable it makes them, & also having a ‘nice’ and ‘polite’ cisfeminist discussion about the term ‘cisgender’ and whether or not it’s really necessary
lol i...
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Productivity and Surveillance
My boss is going away for six weeks back to Lebanon. He decided to let his cousin be the “Manager” of the Gas Station So all he does is tell me what to do now. Great. He has also taken to watching the few working cameras That we have at work now… But he is also coming in at 11pm every night From the Pizza Shop my bosses family owns, To get my Safe Drops and Lottery Slips. I think...
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You'd really think...
That someone in a Huge Brand New SUV… Would be able to at least give me a couple bucks For showing them how much PSI of air needs to go in their tires And filling it up for them. But no. People don’t even offer me money anymore…
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Anonymous asked: Where are you staying for Plan it X fest?
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Just Flipped on a Kid
For saying “That’s so gay” In my Gas Station. I told him to think before he opens his mouth. He tried to give me excuses about why he says it, or his friends say it I just said, “Why THE FUCK would you say something like that? No. There’s no good reason for you to ever say that, and if you think that you’re doing something good, or speaking freely then you...
My Partner
makes me so happy. He sits on my bed and eats spaghetti and is a babe.
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Today
is the last day that i’m afraid of not being comfortable. I’m going to actually get things accomplished and stop feeling bad about myself.
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dbeat replied to your post: Picketing Chick-fil-a?
you could probably do just as well picketing against their anti-lgbtq contributions and, frankly and shockingly, probably alienate fewer people
I was planning on making a double sided sign that says something about LGBTQ stuff, and probably meat is murder on the other side. Oh and I was gonna dress up in a cow costume. And maybe provide vegan...
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Picketing Chick-fil-a?
I’m thinking about picketing the new chick-fil-a in my town. Do you need a permit to do such a thing? Is anyone knowledgable about such a thing?
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A Shelf Fell in my Basement
My cat ran upstairs super fast It made me jump Apparently he shit on the floor. It literally scared the shit out of him. Whoa.
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New Job Opportunity.. AGAIN!
Apparently the state park near me needs someone to work at the counter for customer service stuff… It’s really funny to me because I’ve been watching Parks and Rec so often… I might have to work weekends but it’s like right next to my house and I’m sure I’d get paid as much if not more than I get at the gas station. Another paycheck every week...
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No Matter...
What I do… I always have a healthy amount of lint in my belly button…
April 2012
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Should I get a Vitamix???
Should I get a vitamix blender? I’ve always wanted one. Now I have the money. But they’re still so FUCKING EXPENSIVE. Thoughts? Also I love smoothies and I’d love to make raw pasta sauces and everything in there. I know I’d use it, but is it worth the price? Hmm. Also anyone on tumblr near the philly area can come over for smoothies anytime. aahhaha
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So my Application...
Is still active? What the fuck does that mean? She can’t find someone with the same experience, that isn’t a passive aggressive leftist? If I get this job at the health food store, I better be able to ask off on days or I’ll flip a shit. I could also work for a friends farm this summer… they’re looking for people. But seriously I know A SHIT LOAD about organic food,...
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You Stopped Smoking?
Woman walks into store.
Woman: I need a pack of virginia slims, ohh wait... you don't have them that's why I never come in here. You know I stopped smoking too. I usually only smoke one then throw away the pack, so why am I doing this?
Me: Well you don't HAVE to buy cigarettes i'm not going to force you. I mean,
1. I don't care if you buy something or not.
2. The store only makes 5 cents from cigarette purchases
3. You'd be wasting a whole pack of cigarettes
Woman: Ohh wow. I should come here for emotional support, not cigarettes. You really made my day. I might blog about this.
Me: Ohh I have a blog too you are gonna laugh if I tell you the name...
Woman: Well what is it called?
Me: Memoirs of a Gas Station Attendant
Woman: No, that's pretty good. I'd read that blog.
Me: You prolly also shouldn't buy cigarettes cause most of them are tested on animals. Look it up.
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NO GODS NO MASTERS? WTF???
I'm at work reading an anthology of Anarchism and complied essays, titled, "No Gods No Masters." A guy walks in and looks at my book.
Guy: No Gods No Masters! John Lennon had that one pegs down. Imagine no religion, No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of... what?
Me: Man? A brotherhood of man!
He slams his fist on the table.
Guy: DAMN YOU'RE SMART. YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T STAND REPUBLICAN FUCKING VOTERS. YOU WANT TO PUSH YOUR MORALITY ON ME? YOUR MORALS ON ME? YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THOSE PEOPLE?
Me: No, what do you say?
Guy: SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!
He starts to exit the store.
Me: Have a good day!
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Fuck Tarot Card Readers
What kind of psychic can’t tell the gender identity of my partner? Gets pretty much everything about my relationship wrong And pretty much calls me straight? Worst 35 bucks I’ve ever spent. I’m reading my own tarot from now on. Where my deck at? She prolly wants me to come back and spend more money… Anyone else have bad experiences?
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The Interview at the Health Food Store
I interviewed at the very retail oriented health food store today, in a town over My manager from the food coop was actually there just shopping… Our food coop went out of business… He saw me in a suit and said, “What are you selling insurance now?” That brought me down to earth. All and all the interview was just okay, I tried being nice and funny (my strong traits) But...
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nightwitchez asked: That harness looks sexy as fuck! Where did yer partner get it?
Anonymous asked: I've got a question - how do you feel about those who have dietary restrictions that force them to eat meat (or other animal byproducts) in order to live? And for someone like me, who has an eating disorder, if I start cutting foods out it'll start a relapse? Just curious!
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Big Boi Job?
So after missing a call last tuesday and never checking my voicemail. It looks like I might be able to take a full time position at a health food store near me. But it might mean I need to stop working at the gas station I’ve worked at for like 4 years…. That gas station is like part of my identity. But it might make me feel better to not work for a company that is destroying the...
Anonymous asked: Is your partner trans*?
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You're the Antithesis of a Car Guy? Right?
The Mechanic: SO what'd ya think?
He points outside at some car.
Me: Think of what?
The Mechanic: Well you're the antithesis of the car guy right? Wait. Did you not even seen it?
Me: Huh?
I look outside and see some shiny restored car
Me: Oh that must be a charger or something right?
The Mechanic: That's a 1953 Impalla
Me: Oh? Cool. I didn't even notice
The Mechanic: You're PARKED RIGHT NEXT TO IT.
Me: Oh. Well cool car I guess.
The Mechanic: Exactly what I said.