I’m watching this episode of King of the Hill

And Bobby learned to defend himself by kicking other dudes in the balls.

I find it particularly funny because that’s what my Dad taught me.

Of course I was like 10 and my dad says to me,

“Look Son, if someone’s giving you shit and you can’t get out of it, just give him a swift kick right in the balls. I’m telling you, it works every time. I don’t care if it’s the biggest baddest guy you’ve ever seen. Remember that.” 

I love my Dad.